Young’s English Channel – YouTube

This is more news unrelated to writing, but the more I get off my plate, the more time I have to write. My COVID stuck-at-home project for the last year has been making animations presenting different English language points for YouTube. It’s an attempt to salvage the failed project of translating the English textbook into Korean for students. I was planning on starting the YouTube channel in the winter, but I’ve had some difficulty finding translators for the Korean subtitles, but I hope things are on track now.

Anyway, the name of the channel is in the title, and there are three videos to start. I hope to publish a video a month (I have three more in my pocket that only need to be translated/edited), but I’ve always been bad with keeping up with schedules.

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Long absence

It’s been a while since I last posted. It’s been weird for everyone the last couple of years, but it’s been weird for me in a slightly different way. Ordinarily, the pandemic wouldn’t have affected me too much. I’m an introvert and loner and homebody; I did have to go through a two-week quarantine once and it wasn’t bad at all (admittedly, Korea’s a pretty good place to quarantine if you can do it from your own place). I’ve spent long stretches where I didn’t leave my apartment at all, and it wasn’t due to a global pandemic. Even before COVID, I felt proud of myself if I left my place at all on any given day, and I still do.

My experience has been different because I’m now living in my third different country since the beginning of the pandemic. The end of the summer before it all started, I quit my job of over twelve years and spent time traveling and taking on odd jobs to make ends meet, including editing work at a television news station and some tutoring and proofreading gigs. I was visiting Seattle when I got a call to come immediately to Japan for work, where I weathered the early stages of the pandemic, teaching online at home and grading papers at bars to get some drinks in before the early cut-off. I went back to Korea in the fall, again teaching online, and at the end of the year, I flew to Hawaii to attend grad school again, where I am currently. Hawaii has been a pretty good place to be in these strange times.

All of these transitions and my current class and work schedule has been keeping me busy, but I did manage to finish the first draft of my novel. I’ve actually been sitting on it for a while because of those typical writer’s insecurities—I’m fairly certain its garbage, which is exactly what I felt about the memoir most of the time I was writing and editing it. I’ve also been distracted by other pursuits—making animations and fixing up a 40-year-old motorcycle—but if the writing was going more smoothly, that’s what would be taking up my time.

One thing that I’ve been feeling lately is the importance of having a supportive community and environment when doing something independent and creative. I get why people get their MFAs in writing or go to writing workshops or communes or whatever people do. Probably the only reason I was able to finish the memoir was because my editor was someone I saw all the time. His classroom was next to mine, and I’d hang out with him and his family outside of work as well. We’re still in contact and I sent him the first draft, but he is thousands of miles away in the Midwest and is busy with his work and family.

Since coming to Hawaii, I’ve been visiting LA somewhat regularly because plane tickets are cheap and my friend and tattoo artist is based there. I admit that every time I visit, I end up jealous how he’s able to surround himself with people who can see and share his vision and support him. A lot of it has to do with his skill—of all the tattoo artists I’ve met, he’s the best by far—but he also has the personality and drive to create that environment wherever he goes. Creatively, there are a lot of things that we agree on and have in common, but socially, we are polar opposites.

There are many projects that I’ve abandoned because I couldn’t find someone to work with, mostly related to my inability to write in Korean well—the Korean translation of the memoir, the Korean version of the guidebook but for students, and now the Korean subtitling for my animations. I’ve now reached a point where I’ve been considering just paying for translation services even if it means I’m taking a big hit financially. It makes me grateful for the opportunities and support I’ve had so far and a little sad that I’m realizing just how important it is so late.

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Attention all male F-4 visa holders (Korean-heritage, other-nationality males)

In the past two weeks, I’ve been contacted on separate occasions by two Korean-American males, one who has been serving in the Korean Army since last October and one who is being pressured to join right now. Both of them were born in the States, never had Korean citizenship, came to Korea a while ago and stayed on an F-4 visa. That’s right, they were legally staying as foreigners on an F-4 visa and were never Korean citizens. Their names were never on their families’ hojeok, the family register that is the basis for citizenship in Korea. If you’re male, of Korean ethnicity, and are planning to come to Korea or are already in Korea on an F-4 visa, please read on.

There was apparently a change in conscription law last year (2018) that targeted ethnic Korean male foreigners on the F-4 visa. I didn’t hear of it and had a hard time finding a news article about it because it was overshadowed by other conscription-related news. According to KBS, “those aged 40 or under who renounce or lose their South Korean citizenship without completing or being exempted from the compulsory military service will be banned from acquiring an F4 visa… to stop disadvantaging South Koreans sincerely fulfilling their military service by allowing those who didn’t an opportunity to make money in South Korea.” What the article doesn’t say is that the backgrounds of male F-4 visa holders who have never had Korean citizenship will be investigated and may be forced to acquire Korean citizenship or leave the country.

The source of the problem (and something you might want to check) is that the parents of these two men had naturalized after they were born; their parents were only green card holders (permanent residents of the US) at the time of their births and thus still Korean citizens. So while these men were born American and their births were never reported to the Korean government, the government has decided that they are Korean citizens who have evaded the law by not having their births reported. These investigations occur when applying (or re-applying) for an F-4 visa.

As was the case after I was sent to the Army, the Ministry of Foreign Affairs updated their website to reflect these changes:

※ Notice to Persons Born Overseas to One or Two Korean Parents

– Korean nationality laws state that a child born anywhere overseas to parents of Korean citizenship might be dual citizens in certain cases even if the birth is not registered in Korea because they have inherited the Korean nationality from their parents [emphasis added].

– If either the father or mother was a Korean national at the time of the child’s birth, the child Is A Dual Citizen [sic] and the birth must be registered in Korea.

From the perspective of the government, they are Korean citizens even without Korean citizenship. Once this was established to be the case, they were given two options: leave the country or have their names put on the family register and formally become Korean citizens. At the very least, they were given an option to leave the country, but both had been living in Korea for a while (over 10 years) and had personal reasons for not leaving. One shared a story of a friend who left Korea for this reason, leaving behind his wife and child to join him later once things have been settled here.

There will be pressure to make a decision. Because this happens when your visa is on the verge of expiration and you will be unable to apply for any visa as a Korean citizen, you will be illegally overstaying until you declare your Korean citizenship. In addition, one of the men shared that his phone service was shut down through his phone carrier because the account was registered under a false identity. When I met him, he was also worried about whether the government would contact his bank and freeze his accounts.

Why is this happening? Military service has been a source of contention in Korean society, particularly since the Steve Yoo (Yoo Seung-jun) incident in 2002, but it actually comes down to conceptions of citizenship and Korean ethnic nationalism. Unlike the US, where the citizenship law is also based on a principle of jus soli—if you’re born on US soil, you automatically gain citizenship—Korean citizenship law is based on a principle of jus sanguinis—you gain citizenship if you’re born to Korean parents. The possession of Korean blood became considered a requisite for who is considered Korean through Japanese colonization and the dictatorship of Park Chung-hee. Nationality is less of a consideration than ethnicity, evidenced by various types of preferential treatment for foreign-born ethnic Koreans, such as the fact that they can obtain a resident visa (F-4 visa) fairly easily while other foreigners can only obtain an equivalent F-series visa through marriage or fulfilling a rigorous set of requirements. While younger Koreans might have more liberal views of multiculturalism, this racial basis for the in-group is deeply ingrained in society.

What confuses this even further is another phenomenon called wonjeong chulsan, which can be translated as expeditionary childbirth or birth tourism. Pregnant Korean women will travel to foreign countries that apply a jus soli-based citizenship system such as the US to give birth to their children and give them foreign citizenship. When I was in graduate school, I had a friend who was one such case—she had never been to the US aside from the time she was born. When I was still in the Army in 2005, the government tried to crack down on this by announcing that such children had to cancel one citizenship by a certain date, resulting in a rush of mothers taking their children to get their Korean citizenships cancelled. In theory, any of these children could be the target of that legislation. They would have foreign citizenships and be on an F-4 visa but possibly could have no experience overseas.

The actual target for the change in the law is not clear, but for the two Korean-Americans I was contacted by, it may definitely seem as if the law is specifically targeting Korean-foreigners such as Korean-Americans. If you are a second-generation foreign-born, ethnic Korean and are living in Korea on an F-4 visa or are planning to come to Korea, check your parents’ naturalization timeline to make sure that you’re not a target of this law.

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The Case of the Burger King Cripple

I was interrogated by the police for two hours on Thursday of last week. It wasn’t a pleasant experience, but what interrogation is? It started with a phone call during my smoke break at work.

“Is this Young Chun?”

I said it was. He said he was so-and-so from some place. I’m not protecting his identity. My Korean listening comprehension is terrible over the phone. For a short moment, I thought it was this guy who calls me up every once in a while to do interview work for the college because no one else really calls me.

“You know why I’m calling, don’t you?”

Over the course of our phone conversation, he repeatedly asked this question or a slightly modified, “Why else would I be calling you?” Of course, I had no idea why he was calling.

Unable to elicit a satisfactory answer, he then asked if I had used some credit card at Burger King in the past month. After I asked for clarification on what kind of credit card he was referring to multiple times, he came out with it.

“Don’t play dumb with me. You know exactly why I’m calling. You tried to use someone else’s credit card at Burger King, and when it didn’t go through, you used your own Shinhan card to pay. I’ve got a warrant.”

Warrant? Woah, woah. This obviously wasn’t the guy from school.

“What are you talking about? I don’t even remember the last time I went to Burger King. I haven’t been there in a while.”

“Yeah, it was a while ago. Three weeks, to be exact.”

“Look, I’ve never used anyone else’s credit card. I’ve never even touched, let alone used, anyone else’s credit card.”

“Why else would I be calling you?”

“That’s what I want to know.”

The guy on the other end of the phone huffed incredulously in the fashion of older Korean men. He started down the same line of questioning, and I repeated my answers over and over. We were getting nowhere, and I needed to get back to teaching class. I agreed to go down to the police station at 1, and he said he would text me the address.

I went back into class confused. The word “warrant” was stuck in my head. Rather than starting class right away, I asked my students what they thought.

“It’s a scam. You can just ignore it,” came the consensus.

It didn’t seem like a scam. The detective knew my name, asked me to come down to the police station, and did not ask for any of my personal details. After class, I looked up the phone number on the internet, and it matched the number of Violent Crimes department at the police station. I texted him back and asked on which day I had supposedly used this credit card. He replied that there were two days—March 13th and 16th.

I went home right away and checked the journal I keep on my computer because, yes, I am a 40-year-old man who keeps a journal. It turned out I did go to Burger King on one of the days in question. As I could recall, I was slightly hung over and was on my way to McDonald’s when I saw a sign in the window advertising Whoppers for 3,000 won. But on the other day, I had only used my debit card at McDonald’s. I go to McDonald’s often, sometimes almost everyday. My diet is horrible. I took screenshots of my spending on those days and ate lunch as quickly as I could before heading out.

The police station was far on the western outskirts of Seoul. The ride wasn’t bad because it was almost a straight shot, and the roads out that way are major throughways with wide shoulders. I got there early so I took some time to smoke a couple of cigarettes before heading into the station.

The stairway to the second floor was blocked off by a plexi-glass barrier and keypad so I texted the detective to let him know that I was waiting on the first floor. The detective came down shortly and told me to follow him.

The detective took me upstairs to the Violent Crimes department and led me to an interrogation room. In the center of the room was a plain desk, upon which sat a monitor and printer, with three folding chairs around it, two on one side and one on the other. The detective told me to take a seat and left the room. It definitely wasn’t a scam.

Sitting in the room, I was nervous. Not because I did anything wrong but because I’m the type of person who gives off the impression of being guilty even when completely innocent. I’m not comfortable with being the center of attention and can get defensive and emotional when in an argument.

The detective returned carrying a thick file folder. He dropped the file on the desk with a thud, took a seat across from me, and leaned in. He pulled out the warrant and showed me the judge’s signature at the bottom.

“You know why you’re here, don’t you?”

“I only know what you told me.”

“You used someone else’s credit card at Burger King.”

“No, I didn’t. I’ve never used any card other than my own.”

“You can drop the act. We have evidence, security camera footage from Burger King. It clearly shows you using the card at the time of the crime.”

“Yes, I went to Burger King, but I used my own card.”

“Yeah, you used your card after you tried using the stolen card and it was declined.”

“No, I’ve never even touched anyone else’s credit card.”

“Is this you in the picture?”

It was me, and I said it was. I cooperated. I had no reason to lie. It was my Chicago Bears hat, even the same sweatshirt and leather jacket I happened to be wearing at the moment.

“Then it was you that tried to use the stolen card. No one else used that terminal at that time. We checked the tapes.”

“There was no one in front of me?” I wanted to think that maybe the person in front of me who tried to use the card.

“No, you were the only person who used the terminal around that time. And the bank confirmed that your purchase went through on your card right after the declined transaction for the same amount at that terminal. How can you explain that?”

It didn’t make any sense. They had evidence on me for a crime that I didn’t commit. I wanted to suggest that maybe there was something wrong with the machine, but the detective said that they checked the machines and they were working properly.

“I can’t. I don’t know what happened. But I didn’t use any card but my own.”

Sometime during this line of questioning, another detective walked into the room. He didn’t take a seat. He stood off to my right, crossing his arms. But whereas the first detective, Cop 1, was aggressive in his accusations, this new detective, Cop 2, didn’t say much and had an enigmatic look on his face, eyebrows knit as if he was confused or concerned. Cop 2 started asking me questions about my family and living arrangement.

“How long have you been in Korea?” “Do you live alone?” “Where do your parents live?” ”Where do your brothers live?”

The manner in which Cop 2 asked the questions was very relaxed, as if he was a friend of a friend and we were having a conversation over a beer. It was the cliché good cop-bad cop routine.

“Do you have a limp?”

“Yes, I do.”

“What happened?”

“I was in a motorcycle accident.”

“When was that?”

“Maybe three or four years ago.”

“And your injured leg is your left leg?”

“Yes, it is.”

Cop 1 jumped back in. He opened up the file and showed me a different picture.

“Is this you in the picture?”

It wasn’t. The person in the picture was wearing a cream-colored fisherman’s cap and a cream-colored puffer jacket. He was carrying an ugly, cheap backpack, black with neon purple trim.

“Nope, that’s not me.”

“That’s not you?”

“That looks nothing like me. That guy looks much older than me.”

Admittedly, the video quality was poor, but in my opinion, the blurry face didn’t bear a resemblance.

“C’mon. That’s you. The person used the credit card at the same Burger King and has the same limp. The left leg.”

“That person limped in the same way as me?”

“Exactly the same way.”

It was hard to believe. Although he was an asshole, the surgeon did a good job on my leg, and my limp is not very pronounced. But something about the way they lined up the pieces of my tibia, my left foot slants out to the left and swings out slightly in that direction when I walk. Nobody has ever told me that they noticed my limp. I would not have known myself but the parking tower in my previous residence had a mirror at ground level to help people park and I walked past it all the time.

What were the odds that the actual perpetrator went to the same location around the same time as one of the few times I went in recent months, had the exact same limp, and used the stolen credit card that the terminal had somehow registered me as using? It was a perfect storm. I felt like Richard Kimble and the one-armed man rolled into one.

I had been angry on my way to the station because I felt that they were wasting my time for no reason. But now I could see that they had very good reason to take me as a suspect.

Last came a higher up and the harmony of the good cop-bad cop routine got muddled and resulted in a silent cop-bad cop-worse cop situation, but the new detective brought nothing new to the table. It was tiring having to give the same answers over and over again as I had already been doing it for the past thirty minutes to an hour.

Yes, that’s me in the picture. Yes, I have a limp. Yes, it’s my left leg. No, I didn’t do it. No, I can’t explain how the machine says I used someone else’s card.

There was some new information—for example, they showed me the time stamp of the blocked transaction and how it matched the time stamps on the security camera footage—but everything was an attempt to entrap me.

“You used that stolen card, a red one, and when it didn’t work, you used your debit card,” Cop 1 shot at me.

“I’ve never even seen a red credit card.”

“How did you know it was red?” he asked with an accusing glare.

I sighed. “You just told me.”

Cop 2 didn’t say anything. He just stood there with his arms crossed and observed me. He didn’t have to say anything because Cop 1 and Cop 3 were peppering me with a barrage of questions ad nauseum.

Tired of hearing the same questions, I tried different ways to prove my innocence. For example, they seemed to be focusing on getting me to confess that I was the other cripple, the guy in the cream-colored hat. I asked when the card was used on the 13th—10 pm—and compared it with my debit card purchases on the same day. I had gone to McDonald’s several hours earlier to prep for class and do some writing—I’ve been going to McDonald’s for the past month or two because coffee is cheap and seating is ample—and I bought a Big Mac Value Meal at 9 pm to eat at home.

“Why would I buy a meal at McDonald’s and then an hour later go to Burger King and order another meal?”

“This is not about McDonald’s. This is about Burger King,” Cop 3 argued.

Cop 3 did not want to listen to anything I said unless it was a confession. Why would I get a full meal at McDonald’s and pay with my own debit card, take the meal home and eat it, then go back out to Burger King and buy another meal with a stolen card? That didn’t make sense.

After another thirty minutes to an hour, Cop 1 and Cop 3 changed their tactics.

“Most people would just admit their wrongdoing and get this over with.”

“I didn’t do anything wrong.”

“You know, if you just admit that you did it, the court will take it much easier on you. Anyway, the amount was not much so the punishment won’t be so serious. But if you continue to be uncooperative, it’s going to be much worse for you.”

“I understand that, but I didn’t do anything wrong. There’s nothing for me to admit.”

Whenever I replied in that way, either Cop 1 or Cop 3 sighed, in turn or in unison.

“This is frustrating for us, you know.”

I sighed. “It’s frustrating for me as well.”

After over an hour and a half of questioning, the three detectives suddenly left me alone in the room. I shuffled through my photos and records on my phone, seeing if there was anything else that I missed. They were taking longer than I expected. Having nothing else to do, I decided to try to take a nap. I suddenly realized I was very, very tired. They whole time they were interrogating me, they didn’t even have the decency to offer me a cup of coffee. I wanted to smoke, but I was sure that asking for a smoke break was out of the question. I folded my arms and rested my chin on my chest.

After about ten minutes, Cop 1 returned and he was alone. His demeanor seemed different, softer, but I wasn’t sure that it wasn’t another trick. He revealed certain things, things that they had told me earlier in the interrogation that were untrue, things they told me to put pressure on me. For example, the blocked purchase on the day I went to Burger King did not match the purchase on my card. The blocked purchase was for 36,000 won. Who the hell buys 36,000 won worth of Burger King for himself?

He told me that he was beginning to believe that I didn’t do it, but again, I didn’t completely trust him. He asked for verification on a number of the same questions and then took my statement. He printed it out and had me read it over, then sign and fingerprint each page.

“Do you smoke?”

I told him I did. He offered to take me to the smoking area. I wanted to go home as quickly as possible, but I also really wanted to smoke.

He told me to grab my things because we were done and took me downstairs and out into the parking lot. He lit up his cigarette and I lit up mine. The driver of a passing car mistook the detective for a parking lot attendant and asked if the parking garage could be used for visitors. I chuckled to myself.

“Hey, I’m sorry about my tone earlier. It’s just my job,” he said. It caught me off guard. He started telling me how tough the job is and how lots of people mistake him for a scam artist when he tries to contact them. I wondered how common it was for scam artists to pretend they were the police.

“Like I said before, I’m beginning to think you didn’t do it, but there are just too many coincidences. How can explain them?”

I asked him in return, “Do you believe in luck?”

* * *

I went home and asked my landlord if I could check the security tapes for the building. The detective had said that if I could obtain footage of me returning home and not coming back out before the crime was committed, that would do a lot to exonerate me as a suspect. Unfortunately, my landlord is an old man, and he didn’t know how to work the computer. I figured it out, but the first problem was that the date and time stamp on the recordings was off by about five weeks, six hours, and ten minutes. I figured I could find some other way to prove the timing if I could just find the footage (such as the time of the sunset or the opening time of the bar on the first floor) but then it turned out that only ten days of footage was saved on the computer.

I went out and asked the cell phone store next door and then the Paris Baguette at the entrance of the alleyway for their security camera footage. The manager of the Paris Baguette was uncooperative but told me that if the detective called the store directly, they would provide the footage so I passed along the information to the detective.

I haven’t heard anything from the detective since so I assume things are okay, but I’m still keeping my eyes open for the cripple in the cream-colored hat. I’m also steering clear of that particular Burger King.

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Another victim of the system

My reporter friend Fred contacted me the other week to let me know that the memoir was referenced in a Stars and Stripes article. The story is about Don Yi, a 1.5-generation* Korean-American from Ohio who served in the US Army and came to Korea to attend the funeral of his father only to be barred from leaving the country. Here’s the article.

I wasn’t surprised by the details of the case—an almost identical story was in the newspaper around the same time I was sent—but I did find it curious that this is still happening, fifteen years later. Anyway, the lesson is that the Korean government is not going to change its ways so even if you have American citizenship, if you were born in Korea, check that shit before you come.

Today is supposed to be the day that he is able to return to the States. Let’s hope that things worked out.

* 1st-generation are the immigrants who come and gain citizenship, 2nd-generation are the children of immigrants, and 1.5-generation is often used to refer to the young children who immigrate with their parents at an early age, like Don Yi.

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Christmas Eve in East Asia is for lovers

It’s an hour before midnight, and I’m sitting in the first-floor lounge of a hostel in Tokyo, alone with a couple of cans of Kirin-brand chuhai and my laptop. Well, there was the Middle Eastern guy who sat at the same group of tables, but he left promptly after finishing off his Christmas Eve dinner of convenience store-bought chicken and rice. This year was a long and uneventful year, at least when it came to writing, which is why there were only two blog posts. It was also a long and eventful year when it came to relationships, which is also why there were only two posts and also why I’m sitting here, writing this blog post on Christmas Eve. I don’t like talking about my personal life, especially on a public forum (regardless of how little traffic this blog gets), but I’ve realized quite a few things this year related to writing.

Thoreau wrote, “How vain it is to sit down to write when you have not stood to live.” Says the guy who retreated from society to live a couple years in the middle of the woods. I would consider my daily life to be similar to his albeit very loosely so, an urban wilderness with a pond comprised of alcohol. For the previous four years, I was mostly alone. Aside from work, which is rarely more than a couple of hours a day, I have minimal social interactions with the people around me. I’m constantly surrounded by people, strangers, and they mostly leave me alone, which I appreciate. The times I drank with others was infrequent, rarely more than once or twice a month, and I avoided dating almost altogether, to the point that some would openly question my sexuality. There were some intermittent occasions when something—or I should say someone—fell into my lap, but those relationships ended almost as soon as they started, almost always with the girl accusing me of not having any room in my life for anyone else. I never argued that it was not true; I would usually just tacitly agree and let them leave.

While there are many varying reasons for my anti-social behavior, the fact was that it worked for me. More importantly, it worked for my writing. I need time alone to write. I’m very easily distracted. I distract myself very willingly but resent it when the source of those distractions is external. I am a creature of habit, and I’m fiercely protective of this comfortable lair I’ve built up in which to write. Unfortunately, it’s not ideal for relationships.

But that damned Thoreau quote eternally haunted me in the recesses of my mind. Have I stood and lived enough to actually write? In that sense, the memoir was easy. All those years ago, I was forced to experience something unusual, and to put it down on paper, all I had to do was to kick-start this rusty memory of mine. Back then, I thought that writing novels would be much easier. Instead of trying to remember, something which I’m dismal at, I would be able to simply let loose my morbid imagination and the ideas would come spilling out. However, relationships play a big role in my next novel, and one thing I realized is that I don’t really know much about being in a relationship. The longest relationship I had been in was debatably six months, depending on who was doing the calculating, and the mode was a measly month. This was the part of life that I hadn’t really stood up to live.

Without going into too much detail, I started the longest relationship of my life this year. It barely topped my record by one month, again depending on how you calculate things. It was the cliché emotional roller coaster, and after a while, I had to get off the ride. During the seven months, I did very little writing, either because she demanded my time or because I wasn’t in the right emotional state to focus on my writing. But now that I’ve been able to start writing again in earnest, I realize that it helped me to remember what it was like to be in what can be called a relationship, something I had long forgotten. It has given depth to the story I’m working on, something I wouldn’t have been able to do otherwise.

She still contacts me frequently, which stresses me out but I endure for reasons I won’t get into, and so I decided to do the less than mature thing and run away and spend my winter vacation in Japan. Why, you ask? Because, in East Asia, Christmas Eve is for lovers.

For the first week, I stayed with married friends, one of whom is an alcoholic, because I make very little money from my day job and writing and I wanted to keep expenses at a minimum. In general, drinking with married people is not that fun. When things are good, they talk about their kids and go through their phones and show you all of these pictures that really should only go on Facebook so people can pretend to care from a distance. When things are bad, they talk about their marital strife. I never share it but I always think, “I’m so glad I’m not married.” Actually, sometimes I share it. But this time, hearing those kind of things actually helped me because the character in the book I’m working on eventually gets married and I had no idea how to fill in the plot.

I’ve learned a lot this past year from my interactions with other people, and hopefully the novel will be better for it (although it’s still at the garbage first draft stage). But I still prefer my solitude. Even if it means that I’m spending Christmas Eve alone in a hostel lobby, just me and my alcohol. Merry Christmas to all and to all a good night.

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New Book: Student Error Correction Guidebook for EFL Teachers in Korea

Of the four projects I’ve been working on for the past two to three years, I’ve finally managed to get one out of the way, the English version of the “textbook.” I’ve called it a textbook for lack of a better term and lack of a clear sense of direction, but I’ve finally reached a point where I didn’t want to work on it anymore but felt it was good enough to publish. Ah, that sweet spot of creativity.

The book is a result of the past 11 years I’ve spent at my job teaching English to college students. In a very similar way to the memoir, this guidebook was not something I intended to publish initially but rather a collection of notes I kept for myself and later wanted to share with the other teachers at our institute who couldn’t speak Korean. As the collection grew and became more detailed, I thought that it could be a good resource for any teacher of English in Korea in hopes of raising the overall conversational ability of students here.

I chose to self-publish this version for teachers primarily because of the small size of the audience. As it says in the title, the target audience is EFL teachers in Korea. If there are around 20,000 English teachers here, I’ll be happy if even a tenth of a percent, 20 people, buy the book. While there is a possibility the Korean version for students might make some money, the fact is that a different audience means a completely different approach, resulting in countless months of writing. It might seem foolish to waste so much time for something that might only make 40 dollars in profit but writing is not about the money for me.

The book: Student Error Correction Guidebook for EFL Teachers in Korea

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Here is a sample language point from the book:

Problematic example sentence: “I’m finding a job.”

Problem summary: 일자리를 찾다 iljari chatda find a job → look for a job

Explanation: This error stems from the broad meaning of the Korean word chatda (찾다), which many students think can be simply replaced in all situations with the verb “to find.” In actuality, chatda contains not only the meaning of “to find” but also “to look for” or “to search for.” The first step is to explain to students the difference in scope between chatda and “to find.”

“To look for/to search for” emphasizes the process while “to find/to discover” emphasizes the result. As a result, chatda in the present and future tense can usually be translated as “to look for/to search for” while chatda in the past tense can usually be translated as “to find/to discover.” Of course, there are exceptions to this depending on whether the process ended with a result (e.g., “I was looking for my keys but I couldn’t find them.”) or whether there is continuous discovery of results (e.g., “I like finding good places to eat.”).

Corrected example sentence: “I’m looking for a job.”

Corrected example sentence: “After months of searching, I’ve finally found a job.”

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Web Review and Interview: Bookish Asia

It’s been a long time since my last post and even longer since the last posting related to promotion for the memoir (almost three years). So I was surprised when I was contacted by John Ross at Camphor Press, “an independent publishing house focused on Taiwan and the wider East Asia region,” coincidentally the publishers of the book Barbarian at the Gate, a memoir about a Caucasian American who served in the Taiwanese Army. I had heard of the book in passing, and it was interesting to discover the similarities between the military cultures of Korea and Taiwan.


The book review and an author interview have been posted to the Bookish Asia site, “a book review site dedicated to showcasing quality fiction and non-fiction works about Asia.”


The review

The interview

One thing that I appreciated about the interview is that the questions were very informed about issues related to Korea and military service. It is a reflection of an interviewer who’s well-versed on Asia, military service in Asia, and author interviews in general.

In other news, I’m completing the final edits on the EFL teacher’s edition of the English guidebook and hope to publish it by the end of the month or beginning of May. My translator is currently at work on the Korean edition for students, but it will probably require a couple more rounds of edits before I start looking for domestic publishers. And I’m still working on two novels and hope to have a finished draft of the more developed manuscript for editing by next year.

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A rare update

When I woke up yesterday, I was feeling slightly depressed, which was an unfamiliar feeling because I’m generally satisfied with my life. There are other contributing factors, but the problem is that I haven’t been writing much. I haven’t written much since my last post and wrote almost nothing in the past week. The self-hate I feel when I’m not writing gets pretty bad.

The summers are not good for me. I’m busy with my day job—half of the hours I work during the year are crammed into a two-month period—and this year I’ve been abnormally social since the start of the summer—I had eight friends visit from overseas and two more that were leaving Korea.

But no matter how busy I am, I never get too busy to write. Even during the summer, I was making time to work on my own stuff. This past week, I was just distracted by video games and working on a fixer-upper motorcycle I picked up because my previous bike broke down a couple weeks ago. If I get around to getting in good working order and all nice and pretty, maybe I’ll get around to writing a post about it.

That being said, the biggest distraction is not really a distraction per se but the English textbook I’ve been working on. I wanted to finish it by the end of this year so I could completely focus on my novels from next year but it’s slow going. My translator is currently on hiatus because she’s writing her graduate thesis right now, and I’ve been struggling with the more frustrating entries that will inevitably result in every asshole adding his/her two cents and nobody being satisfied. It’s incredibly technical and boring and does much to sap my quickly depleting motivation.

“As a writer, you should always be working on more than one book,” I was told long ago. I recognize the wisdom in that statement, but the problem is that I just can’t work that way. I can only focus on one thing at a time. It’s just the way my brain works. I’ll get up to do something, and once I’m up, I’ll see something that makes me think of something else, and I’ll completely forget why I got up in the first place. This happens to me constantly throughout every single day. The only thing I can do is power through the textbook as quickly as possible so I can get back to the novel.

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20 Reviews

I finally got my 20th review on Amazon.


It’s actually not many at all, but it was something nice to discover since the 10th review was written almost two years ago, in August 2015.

4.6 out of 5 is a pretty decent score. In all honesty, five of the reviews were written by friends or acquaintances so the value could be skewed if they were being generous. Those reviews were, however, unsolicited. I don’t like to beg.

I’m really struggling with the novel these days and am still trying to wrap up the English “textbook” so I’ve rarely given a thought to the memoir lately. I keep meaning—since the inception of this blog, in fact— to post some of the stories that I cut from the final draft of the memoir. Unfortunately, laziness and frustration probably means that it will stay that way until things change.


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